Since I have a lot of time on my hands here in my Azkaban cell, I've decided to make myself a scrapbook to remind myself of the glorious days when Lord Voldemort reigned over the wizarding world and instilled fear in all those who heard his name.
Smuggle me an owl
You can expect to see pictures of fellow Death Eaters, famous Slytherins, as well as blood trators and other pettier enemies, as well as things you might not have known about my universe...
Disclaimer: none of this material belongs to me.
Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT
Men seem to treat a woman’s unsolicited emotional attachment the way women treat men’s unsolicited dick pics.
They’re both thought about in the exasperated same tone of “damn it, why’d you have to make this weird”
Never thought of it like this.