Since I have a lot of time on my hands here in my Azkaban cell, I've decided to make myself a scrapbook to remind myself of the glorious days when Lord Voldemort reigned over the wizarding world and instilled fear in all those who heard his name.
Smuggle me an owl
You can expect to see pictures of fellow Death Eaters, famous Slytherins, as well as blood trators and other pettier enemies, as well as things you might not have known about my universe...
Disclaimer: none of this material belongs to me.
- Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
- Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
- Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
- Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
- Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
- Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
- Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
- Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
- Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
- Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
- Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
- Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites
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